Me : Mr. Bus driver , can I charter your bus straight to my home place St. Christine?
Driver : Sure sir! For one hundred thousand pesos, this bus is yours for the whole day.
Me : Do you accept check for a payment?
Driver : No sir.
Me : How about credit cards?
Driver : No sir.
Me : How about gold bars?
Driver : No! Don't you have any cash?
Me : Ahh.... Ehhhhh.... Ohhhh......actually its all in the bank.
Driver : Ok, I guess we can accomodate your credit card payment.
Me : Oh, I didn't bring my credit cards!
Driver : Then gold bars or check payment will do.
Me : Opps! I left my checkbook and the gold bars in my office!
Driver : (angry) Then why did you bother asking to charter us if you don't have means to pay?
Me : (embarassed and changing topic) You know what, I like your bus! Can I take a picture of it with you and the conductor? I'm a blogger, you know. You get famous!
Driver : Really!?
Me : Sure! ...... ok, pose, ready? One.... two..... click!
..... and we both travelled peacefully ever after.
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